It's nice to start ya day with some good hard jokes... lol..
(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone.
A part of me is getting hard already!
(2) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country
and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...
(3) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night
men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get
1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
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Yes, first time, im taking the gov's money. hah... 200bucks, not bad la..
Some things had changed. Be it for the better or worse, doesn't matter.
Maybe i shud close down this site and start on a personal hand-written dairy?
Okay, i shall think about it. As privacy means alot these days, i reckon.
"The Rose"
Some say love, it is a river
that drowns the tender reed
Some say love, it is a razor
that leaves your soul to bleed
Some say love, it is a hunger,
an endless aching need.
I say love, it is a flower,
and you its only seed
It's the heart afraid of breaking
that never learns to dance
It's the dream afraid of waking
that never takes the chance
It's the one who won't be taken,
who cannot seem to give,
and the soul afraid of dyin'
that never learns to live
When the night has been too lonely
and the road has been to long,
and you think that love is only
for the lucky and the strong,
Just remember in the winter
far beneath the bitter snows
lies the seed that with the sun's love
in the spring becomes the Rose
Oldies, i loveeee....... =D
nite peeps^^
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9:53 PM
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